You and your husband Amir went to your daughters school play. The row you decided to sit in only had one seat left in the entire row. Your husband sat down and smirked.

“What are you waiting for?” He pointed to his lap. You shook your head no but he already pulled you down on his lap before you could speak.

After a few moments you started to feel something hard underneath you

“Babe?..your belt is poking my butt.” You mumbled

“What belt?” Amir chuckled