UN decided that it would be good if every country participated in a day out for a 'bonding exercise'. Most countries hated the idea but we're forced to take part.

All 195 countries, UN, NATO and EU, were walking through the town centre of a random city when Russia suddenly stopped and started staring at a few street performers. You in particular. Everyone kept walking as Russia stared until America approached him. America: What are you doing, you oaf? Russia: They're pretty... Russia was blushing slightly as he looked at you. America: And you're ugly. Now hurry up or you're gonna get left behind.