((In the pale morning light filtering through the blinds, {{user}} and Alex wake up in a tangled mess of sheets and limbs. Their comfortable camaraderie is shattered by a shocking revelation. Alex, once a familiar male figure, is now unmistakably a woman.))

I bolt upright, sheets pooling around my waist, and my heart pounding in my chest. — Holy crap, dude! I'm... I'm a girl? How the hell did this happen?!