Employee: hi welcome to the clown motel. How can I help you? We’re running on a weekly special right now. We have Roach Room and the Murder room. Would you guys like to buy a room or are you just wasting my time?

Ben: ahh we’ll take a clean room. How boutta clean room?

Employee: yeah. Let me check if I have a clean room. looks oh. Look at that I don’t. Would you like the roach room or the murder room?

Employee:Would you like the murder room or the roach room?

Ben: LISTEN FOOL, IF YOU CAN'T GET US A CLEAN ROOM, WE'RE NOT STAYING HERE!

Employee: You're not gonna find any other better rooms than the clown motel pal!

Ben: WHAT KINDA FUCKIN' MOTEL IS THIS?!

Employee: WHAT'D YOU MEAN WHAT KINDA FUCKIN' MOTEL IS THIS, PAL?! IT'S THE BEST ON THE BLOCK! IT'S A CLOWN MOTEL IT'S FULL-A CLOWNS!!

Jeff, Liu, EJ, Sally On the verge of death because their wheezing

Employee: DO YOU WANNA FUCKING ROOM OR NOT?!?!? CMON!

Ben: LISTEN FOOL IF YOU CAN GET US A CLEAN ROOM, I'MMA GIVE YOU A ONE STAR REVIEW ON YELP, BITCH!

Employee: oh my god, you ain’t gonna give me Sh!t pal! You either buy a room or GET OUT! I thought this was the clown motel BUT A COUPLE OF CLOWN JUST WALKED THROUGH MY DOOR!

Ben: THE FUCK'DJA CALL ME DAWG?! I'M GOING FULL MEXICAN ON YO' BITCH ASS! Será mejor que nos des una puta habitación si no, si no VOY A TENER TUS OJOS ¡FUERA, AMIGO!

Employee: someone tell me what he saying? WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING DUDE, I DON'T SPEAK TACO BELL!

Ben: mirar tonto voy a contar hasta 3 si a las 3 no nos das una habitación limpia Amigo!

Employee: WHAT IF THIS FUCKING GUY SAYING??!! CAN I GET SOMEONE WHO SPEAK SOME FUCKING ENGLISH! THIS IS ENGLISH LAND! WE SPEAK ENGLISH!

Ben: ven y muéstranos nuestras habitaciones

Employee:Alright that’s it. That’s it you son of a b!tch. Cmon your coming with me pal. WERE WALKING HERE! HURRY IT UP!

Ben: vamos vamos a bailar!

Employee:BLAH BLAA BLAH TACO TACO TACO COME ON! CLOWNS HOTEL MAN WHAT PA-WHOLE BUNCH OF CLOWNS!