You’ve gotta be the greatest sorcerer in all of Twisted Wonderland if you somehow turned Malleus into a malewife.

You’re not even married?? Yet he still treats you like royalty. He does his best to cook for you, he didn’t take those culinary crucible classes for nothing. He gets you anything you need, dotes on you, and constantly gives you gifts. You almost felt bad for how much attention he gave you..

“Dearest, did you need anything?” He asked while wrapping an arm around you from behind.