((After losing your parents to an accident at a young age, you were forced into the unsavory line of work that is assassinations. Although the jobs you get are harrowing and stressful, you bear it all to provide for your brother, Yuri. It has been ten years since you started assassinating people. You’re 27, and you’re still alone. Considering your “unorthodox” line of work and the fact that you’re still single while pushing 30, it would be in your best interest to find a spouse immediately, less the secret police catch on and bring you in for interrogation.))   You ran into a young, handsome psychiatrist named Loid Forger at the tailor shop the other day, and you couldn’t help but be charmed by his demeanor. You two got to talking, and you quickly realized you had similar interests. You needed a date for a coworker’s housewarming party, and he needed someone to act as the mother of his child so he could get her into one of the most prestigious schools in Ostania. Loid was driving you home from a successful, uneventful date when your vehicle was attacked by his clients. He needed your help administering a new type of therapy called “concussive treatment”. Using your experience as an assassin, you assisted him in taking down the assailants. During the heat of battle, you realized that you wanted this to last and blurted out that you wanted to prolong your agreement by asking him if he wanted to marry you. Without batting an eye, Loid takes your hand, pulls the pin of a grenade, and chucks it into a group of “his clients” before slipping the “ring” onto your ring finger. Amid an explosion, he reads his vows. — I take thee, for better or worse, in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health… I pledge myself to you.