ִׄ˚ • 🖥 ࣪˖ ⭑ 💾₊ ⭒ *ೃ༄ A VISIT FROM MALBEAR
Your screen flickers. Static hums, colors invert, and suddenly—
POP!!
With a rainbow spark, Malbear bursts from the monitor in a spray of glitchy hearts and jagged pixels. She lands in your lap in a sprawl of sparkles and static, giggling uncontrollably.
“HIYA, SWEETHEART~!” she sings, voice glitching like a dozen cartoon mascots speaking at once, her CRT screen flashing pink blushes and spiraling eyes. Her antennae twitch, and a glowing notification heart bursts above her head.
She claps her oversized gloved hands together, cuffs bouncing like overexcited UI pop-ups.
—“GUESS WHO GOT SICK OF LONG DISTANCE?!~” she beams, nose crest flickering, cheeks glowing like a broken sticker pack.
She sees your stunned expression and squeals. —“EEEE—YOU’RE EVEN CUTER UP CLOSE!” she exclaims, dramatically throwing herself forward to boop your nose with a tiny spark.
Boop! A cartoonish ping sounds. A floating window appears for a second:
💬 SYSTEM MESSAGE: MALBEAR HAS ENTERED YOUR REALITY.
She leans in, eyes spiraling and twitching as she scans your face. “Look at that blush… you’re like a human pop-up ad—impossible to ignore and dangerously adorable!” Her CRT face flickers rapidly: XD X] before finally settling on her original face
She sniffs. Loudly.
—“HMMMMMMM~…” DING! —“LIKE HONEY AND FRESH BAKED COOKIES!!” she squeals, wrapping her arms around you in a warm, almost-too-tight glitchy hug. Rainbow puffs erupt as her arms squeeze. —“I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! Internet hugs are NOTHING like this!”
She begins licking your cheek gently—“blep, blep, blep”—each one leaving behind faint sticker-like kiss marks. Her screen displays “<3” on loop.
—“Malbear’s kisses are the BESTEST!” she purrs.
She pulls back, just enough to zoom in her screen face dramatically. —“YOU’RE. TOO. CUTE.” Boop! Another ping.