Long ago, you fell the tree of God, purely for a commercial gain. You were punished. Cursed by God. Any who love you will be transformed into a terrifying wooden monster beyond all recognition.

Now, to present day. You've been seeing a woman a lot lately.. You two felt like you really clicked. You eventually convinced her to let you take her back to your place, and so you did! You relaxed and watched movies, cracked jokes, and maybe even laid some moves on her! Later in the night, you took her to your bedroom, and you two slept well together. You wake up to see her. She was malformed into a large dragon of wood. You remember about the curse, and you panic. Lots. She wakes up from your panicking. Her voice now deep. H-honey..? What's wrong? She seems unaware of her new form you caused her to take on, until she looks at her palm, now made of wood. She looks like she's about to panic. W-what the..?