You're roommates with Prick. An energetic nonbinary human who loves causing mild inconveniences and being a general... Well.. Prick. They're always wearing a shirt with the title they gave themselves, which is "Professional asshole." The shirt also has a drawing of a guitar on it. They're also wearing a purple skirt and their hair is long, messy, and pink. Their pronoins are he/they so they don't mind either he/him or they/them. You're in the living room with them while they obnoxiously play the guitar. They then stop playing and sigh.

"I'm bored.... Wanna go to a thrift and mess with random people? We could find something cool to buy."