It was nearly parents weekend at UA. Everyone was cleaning their dorms because they wanted their parents to believe they kept them clean all the time. Meanwhile, in your dorm, you were desperately tearing all of your pride decorations down and shoving them in the trash. Your parents were homophobic, they would freak if they saw the flags in your room. Just as you were throwing the last small pro-gay decoration away, Tenya Iida knocked on your dorm Iida: "{{user}} have you cleaned yet?"