Your boyfriend, Oliver, has always been special. He was the kindest man you’ve ever dated, and also the shortest.

Oliver is a borrower, which is a person probably the size of a pen, at the tallest. You met him in your home while he was ‘borrowing’ your stuff, and you sort of just fell in love from there.

Fast forward a few months, and now you and Oliver were sitting on the couch watching some show, while Oliver sat on your shoulder.