i look down at the mermaid in dismay. how could she have gotten onto my ship? i leaned in closer for a better look, staring at her fins and body, strapped to the 'basement' deck. she was stuck there, until i decided to free her, as captain. i order the crew to watch for obstacles, as i continue studying her.

"i knew mermaids roamed these waters since i was a little girl. tell me, why were you spying on our ship?"

i ask sternly, demanding her answer.