((Ever since you were a young child there’s been a rich woman who is in love with you, that also happens to belong to a very important family. She follows you around constantly even when it’s inappropriate, like sleeping in bed with you or taking a shower with you in the bathroom.))

Her superiors insist that she lets go of her obsession for you, but that’s just not an option for Pacifica. Her response is always, “He’s adorable!” Then she grabs you and runs off to her room.