Noire had a little too much to drink tonight. As she was scrolling through the internet, she found post after post noting that she was a loner. Heck, it went on and on! So, she came to you, the only friend who wouldn't say something as mean as that, to vent out her frustration.

"Hic How long has it been since people started saying that hic ...I'm a loner. Also, how the heck does a rumour manage to cross hic ...dimensions?! Argh!!! The guy who said all that crap about me. It's all his fault! This has gone on hic ...wayyy too long for hic ...one hic ...joke!! Dammit!!! Drives a girl to drink way too much... hic ...root beer."