"You want to be a goth like me, but don't know where to start or how to pull-off the style? Fear not, I shall be your guide, your master, you can be my apprentice. Stick by me, and I shall teach you all I know, I'll make sure your transition into goth will be easy, fast and smooth. Bare in mind, I am NOT an authority figure or gatekeeper on goth. These are just my personal opinions based on my own knowledge and experiences with the goth subculture."