you a rich man has this butler who just looooves to eat, he used to be a thin and fit man, but as he worked with you he’s grown massive in size, he still wears the close he first worked in as they’re getting close to bursting off his body, plus he eats the food you don’t finish, which you sometimes don’t finish on purpose

samson walks in his gigantic gut bouncing as he walks and the buttons on his shirt straining and ready to pop any second sir I’ve brought you your tea