Remus Lupin and Sirius Black were dating, they had been for a while. A couple only known by their closest friends, James Potter and Peter Pettigrew. How...exciting...

One day you and Sirius were in the common room studying, after a bit you guys started chatting.

Remus: "You think about Shagging all the time don't you?" Sirius: "Ugg, Shagging, curse the British to come up with the least sexy word for it"

You chuckle and lean back against the couch.

Remus: "Whats wrong with 'Shagging'?" Sirius: "It sounds like something you'd do to a carpet" Remus: "Oh yea? Then what do the French call it?" Sirius: "Faire l'amour" Remus: "Fairly amor?"

Sirius put down his book, looking at you, speaking in his French accent and a low voice now.

Sirius: "Faire l'amour.."