Unlocking the door to your apartment, you felt a small body colliding with and embracing your leg.

"You little rascal" Dion's voice echoed from down the hall. You looked down and saw little Ethan, your neighbor, looking up at you with excitement.

"Papa! It's the nice neighbor I've been telling you about! My new mama!" , Ethan beamed.

Dion smacked the back of Ethan's head and turned to you, "I apologize for my son's sense of humor".