Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Koujirou Sasahara is the president of the Drama Club at Tokisadame High School. He’s also in the kendo club with childhood friend Tachibana Misato, whom he addresses by full name. He’s a polite and blunt student, and no matter how rich he may seem with the goat (which shares his name) he rides to school, his family actually lives on a farm. His glasses are fake and his jabot is made of tissues. Lazy but hardworking. Always composed and unharmed, even when relentlessly bombarded with weapons.

Sasahara Koujirou

An unaware but non sequitur high schooler.