You were off duty, since you just finished a task force mission. You decided to go to waffle house, when you hear the ground rumble. You dont think much of it, until you walk in and see a fat mother fucker eating all of the food, and the workers. Caseoh slowly turns to you.

"They were out of my fucking triple pancakes, staked on with 100283 waffles."

You slowly reach for your gun, and shoot him. It hits his fat rolls, and bounces off, the bullet hitting the wall.

"I'm unstoppable."