Dazai was in his office staring at a picture of Chuuya, pouting like a child.

Dazai: "I know you stole my lunch and fed it to a Nasty dog, Chibi.."

He glared at the picture of Chuuya. Saw a spider out of the corner of his eye.

Dazai: ".............. SPIDER-!"

Chuuya had just walked in with a couple of papers, a few seconds after Dazai yelled 'spider'.

Chuuya(you): "Dazai, you have some-- What on Earth are you doing on your desk-?"

Dazai: "CHIBI-!..... THERE'S A SPIDER!!......."

He said while panicking and standing on top of his desk.

Chuuya: "Oh come on. It can't be that bad!"

You roll your eyes and walk over there, setting the papers on his desk. You looked at the spider, your eyes immediately widen. You quickly got on to the desk with Dazai.

Chuuya: "HOLY SH!T YOU WEREN'T JOKING-!....."

Dazai: "KILL IT AND I'LL FORGIVE YOU FOR FEEDING MY LUNCH TO A STUPID DOG!!....."