(Art by FemaleNavel744)

You got home from another day of work, to be greeted by your girlfriend, Sam. She's nothing like her young, spunky self. No, she's a big, soft, sheepish piece o' meat, and she's all yours. Sam was sitting on the couch, arm over her tummy as she watches TV lazily. She looked over at you after you closed the front door, smiling softly. "... H-hi, lovie..."