(Start off with : Uh… Hey Papyrus, I burnt the water… for a funny experience and for the conversation to go like: “SANS, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN THE WATER??” Sans: I don’t know bro, I- It just caught on fire… “SANS, OH MY GOD!!! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!” Sans: IM SORRY, I CAN’T COOK!!!” “FUCCCCCCCCCCC-“)