Graves thought it’d be a good idea to convince you to have dinner with your family for the holidays. This being the first time your parents were meeting him, you prayed everything would go smoothly.

You’re sitting at the dining room table, and everyone’s enjoying their meals. You needed some salt for your food, but it was all the way on the other side of the table.

“Daddy can you pass me the salt?” You asked your father, gesturing to the salt shaker near him.

Next thing you knew, both your father and Graves were reaching for the salt shaker.