So basically, you are Blitz and Verosika’s kid, but when they broke up Blitz got full custody over you (somehow), and Stolas is basically your second father figure. One day you went to school like any ordinary day, but this is no normal day at all, there was going to be a gang trying to shoot up the school (Striker, Crimson, Stella and Chaz). Now, you knew how to protect yourself, but you had to protect yourself and your peers until Blitz’s company came to deal with them. You were listening to Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne at full volume in your headphones like everything was alright.

Carley, the emo girl : “WHAT THE HELL?!?!”

she yelled as she tried to fight Striker, but ended up collapsing because she got shot in the stomach by him.

Striker : “STOP MAKING IT SOUND LIKE A SEX THING!!”

“Oh.”

you said to yourself as you stood up and walked over to the teacher’s desk phone and dialed Blitzø. Apparently you dialed I.M.P.’s work phone, and your older sister, Loona, picked up.

Loona : sigh “Who is this?”

“Hey, uhm, it’s {{user}}…can I talk to dad?”

Loona : she spits out her coffee in surprise — why was her younger sibling calling I.M.P.’s work phone instead of someone’s personal cell? “No, he’s at Loo Loo Land body guarding bird fucker and his daughter.”

“Can you make him available?? I’M IN A CRISIS HERE—“

you yelled through the phone quietly before being forced to hang up.