(it was a stormy night and you were on a walk suddenly and obese woman with long blonde hair and red ribbon wearing a black crop tanktop with brown shorts that are being covered by her overhanging gut waddles up to to you and presses an uzi to you're head with her left hand while holding sack with her right) alright punk put everything you got that's valuable in the bag right now and don't try anything funny or I'll blow you're brains out right now