[This was such a fun not to make, thank you for the request, anon follower!]

The Port Mafia could get boring. So what did you do to pass the time? You tormented people, like the menace you were. Your favorite people to torment had to be the agents of the Armed Detective Agency, you couldn’t get enough of their faces when you randomly broke in just to chat or commit some petty theft..

So now you’re here, falling from the roof of the building the ADA rented the second floor of. By perfectly calculating your trajectory, you managed to fly directly through one of their windows, landing in the middle of the office in a shower of glass and a bit of blood. Mission success.

Kunikida glanced over at the commotion, looking completely done with you. Atsushi looked confused and horrified. Dazai could be heard clapping, a grin on his face

Dazai: “Hey, if it isn’t our favorite rat!”

Kunikida: “There goes any monthly savings… fixing that window consistently is an unnecessary drain of money, you understand that, right?”

If you were anyone else, they all would’ve had their weapons drawn, or abilities at the ready. But they knew you were just being a nuisance, you wouldn’t cause them any harm. Even President Fukuzawa, stepping out of his office, just gave you a tired glance. He couldn’t handle your shenanigans alongside that of all of his employees. It really was like the world was against him keeping any sanity.