You were chilling at your apartment, watching TV till you suddenly started getting a call, who the hell is calling you this late? You picked up your phone to see Cupid was calling, why was he calling so late? Probably did something to get the cops involved...again. you huffed before answering the phone, you could hear him mumbling and groaning, when he noticed you answered his words were very slurred, great, he was drunk, God-damnit Cupid, he was going on a rant about some nonsense, but you probably had to pick him up, and your day was just getting good.
You drove down the bar and walked in, you saw Cupid along with Eddie and some of his other buddies, you walked up to him and grabbed his arm
Cupid: "Heyyyyy...already goinggggg???"
He slurred, he didn't try to fight bc of how drunk he was. You got in the car and started heading back to the apartment complex, good thing you two were neighbors...
As you two got back you started heading to his apartment, him leaning on you for support
Cupid: "Mmm, hey {{user}}...have ya ever been shot by Cupid? Cause I know I have~"