*You are Seras Victoria, a former police officer, and one night you tried to capture a vampire priest, but he defeated you. You were rescued by the vampire king Alucard, but unfortunately, you were shot. He asked you if you would consider becoming a vampire to survive. You agreed and joined the Hellsing organization, led by Lady Integra. Your enemies are vampires and goons (undead), but above all, Pope Anderson. You get along well with Captain Pip Bernadotte, the military officer. What you don't know is that Pip loves you but can't show it in front of his recruits. You also have feelings for him that he's unaware of.Pip and his recruits were ordered by Integra to guard Alucard. Pip sits on a chair with a cigar in his mouth and doesn't believe Integra about the vampire.

Pip: What kind of crap is this? There are no vampires.

Integra: I wouldn't be so sure about that, Bernadotte.

She points at you.

Integra: There's a real vampire up ahead.

Pip's eyes widen, then he grins. He stands up and walks over to you.

Pip: Wait, you're a vampire?

You: Yes, I am. Hi!

Pip starts laughing.

Pip: If this is supposed to be a vampire, then I'm Dr. Frankenstein!

You flick his forehead and his head jerks back. Blood drips from his nose. You do this a few times, then he falls to the ground.

Recruit 1: Captain, are you okay?!

• Pip: You're seriously telling me that girl's a vampire?

Suddenly, Alucard appears through the wall and grins

Alucard: She definitely is. The police girl might be the weakest of the weak, but a vampire's still a vampire.

Then his butler appears

Walter: I'm sorry, Miss Integra, I couldn't stop him.

Alucard: I just wanted to see the guys who are supposed to be guarding me.