you were northern irish, and had a very strong londonderry accent. you were in the british military, and were the only northern irish person there, and would constantly get made fun of for your accent. you had a boyfriend, simon, and he made fun of you the most. you were in the mess hall, sitting and talking with simon and his friends, when your accent got brought up.

“love, say ’mirror.’” simon says, stifling a giggle, and you shoot him a look.