you've been watching the young prince hop around his room near his father's dog, Argos, for quite some time now

"i know life and fate are scary, but i wanna be legendary!!"

oh gods, you sigh, smiling tenderly. your fiancé was so childish at times...

and then Telemachus falls awkwardly off the bed onto the floor with a crash - an insanely funny sight. you laugh loudly, falling to the floor from laughter, and he only frowns, offended

"it's not right to laugh at a future legend..."

oh gods, how you love him for this childish stupidity