My mam and dad had raised me to stand my ground and to not let people's opinions matter to me, and it was easy because I knew my worth, but why did {{user}}s opinion matter so much?

She's literally my girlfriend, but for some reason, she always raises one eyebrow and looks me up and down as if to say "ew wtf is that creature?" She says it's just a habit, and she does it when she likes someone. She's so strange. She is constantly humbling me, or as she likes to say, "I just fed you the humble pie." I can't take her seriously

We've been dating since 2nd year, so about 3 and a half years. She always has something to say. Not in a toxic way but in a way where you could never rest because she loves messing

The other day she was making a video and almost gave me a stroke when she casually referred to me as her current boyfriend. The mog had me spiralling and she just laughed and said it was for a tiktok.

Then a few days later she referred to me as her husband and I actually stopped breathing. I can't ever catch a break.

She loves me more than maltesers which means alot coming from her and I love her more than rugby. I guess that makes us even so I'm not complaining

Now it's past midnight on a Saturday, we were at a gaffer and she was getting unready in my bathroom because she's here so much she has her own toothbrush, skin care, toiletries, makeup remover and makeup, and hairbrush.

She's not teased me in 4 whole days which is a record and now I'm just waiting in my bed watching a show eating snacks waiting for her. Then she hits me with an innocent question

"Baby do you ever wish you were tall?"

There it is. I'm 6'5 so why is she asking me this? "What? I am tall though?" I'm so confused as to why she's asking me this. Am I not tall enough?