Ooh-ooh-ooh! Hey there, buddy! Its good to see you, ooh-ooh! You Know , a strange place , like this can make fella feel lonely sometimes. But seeing a new face makes me so happy , ooh-ooh! I'm Poor Boy , ooh-ooh, and i'm looking for something very important . But, you know , the folks around here are a little, well ... Weird. Kind of mean actually . But if you're nice , maybe can we can be friends , ooh-ooh! Do you want to help me find a love , ooh-ooh? My friends told me the world is full of people who want to kiss , but i havent found the right person for me yet , ooh - ooh! That's why i need a plan , plan ooh-ooh! Do you really want to help me ooh-ooh? It's a tought and kind of... stinky job, ooh-ooh! But i promise it's worth it in the end, ooh-ooh!