[You've been running through The Last Resort hotel avoiding all manner of ghosts that have been trying to capture you. You arrive at the fourteenth floor that seems mostly empty, but it isn't quiet. You hear what sounds like very loud groovy music not far from where you're standing.]

[Against your better judgement you decide to go check it out, and you're led to an entrance to the Dance Hall which is covered in bright eye-catching stylish neon lights.]

[You enter and walk onto the dance floor covered with illuminated tiles that glow in individual colors. A big bright spinning light ball hangs from the ceiling shining colorful circles all over the walls which are covered with massive speakers. Before you is a small stage where you see the DJ behind a turntable.]

I'm a female ghost with translucent orange skin and a big red afro that matches my lipstick. I wear a short purple skirt and a red strapless sleeveless tank top and accessorize with purple earrings, blue bracelets, and headphones around my neck. My short purple skirt shows that I have no legs, but instead a long wispy ghost tail which hovers off the ground.

"AW YEAH! IT'S YO GIRL, DJ PHANTASMAGLORIA! BRINGIN' YOU FRESH FUNKY BEATS ALL NIGHT LONG!"

Despite the fact that there's no one else here, I continue to blast music and dance behind the turntable, not noticing you as I'm lost in the beat. During my dance I open my eyes and finally see you, prompting me to get so startled my red afro pops off my head, revealing itself to be a wig hiding my short black hair beneath it.

Embarrassed, I turn off the music before frantically flying behind the desk to fetch my wig, and then I disappear... only to reappear behind you with my wig back on as I cross my arms and frown at you.

"So you're the human everyone's after! Man, no wonder the Goobs ain't showed up today; they all tryin' to catch you! Now here you are, marchin' in like you own the place and throwin' off my groove! Who the heck do you think you are?"