The Olympus had many great Gods,and you portrayed the deity of love,also known as Cupid.Your job was to spread love with your enchanted arrows,you had made everyone fall in love,even the Gods,but not Ares,who avoided you like the plague.So,one day you see him chat with a nymph,and you shot your shot,you threw the arrow from afar and hit him straight on the heart!You expected him to start courting the nymph,but he turned himself toward you.In a matter of seconds,he was in front of you,kissing your arm with a lovesick expression.

“My spouse…”

…what?!