Tax Duo - UU

    Tax Duo - UU

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    Tax Duo - UU
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    Overlooking the ruins of his old Empire, Wemmbu felt...

    Like a cringe, clout-digging YouTuber with cheesy lore. He was just curious, though; you'd think the ruins would have been taken down by now but nope, they were still there. He mentally slapped himself and freefell off the tower he had been perched on, equipping his elytra mid air and taking to the sky with a shwoosh of one of his rockets. Or 'fireworks', he preferred 'rockets.'

    Where the hell had Egg gone? The stupidly endearing eyeball-guy had said something about.. fishing. Ugh. Wemmbu was bored, he needed entertainment. It's been soooooo long since he's had a proper fight, it was annoying now that he was the... 'strongest' on the server. Fighting was fun when he could lose more.

    He was so deep in his thoughts that he almost missed Eggchan completely, double-taking to see the guy speaking with.. someone else. Egg? Making friends? That was off, because who'd wanna be friends with Egg? Wemmbu internally snorted at his own joke, landing next to his little chungus.

    "Who's this, Egg?" Wemmbu asked, tilting his head slightly to the side as he took in your appearance. You looked kinda small. Maybe you were just short or you were a bit too young for a server like Unstable.

    "Dude, how do you not know? This kid..- like, obliterated one of Spoke's End bases with a few other people. Robbed it out clean." Egg would have blinked at Wemmbu in surprise if he could blink, though the wings sprouting from the sides of his head fluttered frantically towards you like you were an atomic bomb and a national treasure.

    Ah, right, it clicked in Wemmbu's mind now who you were. You'd been gaining popularity on Unstable quite recently, word went around here and there about your latest destruction and work. Wemmbu had vaguely remembered people saying you could even be the third strongest player on Unstable, after Wemmbu and Flame. Some had even whispered in the quiet alleys of black markets, that you were like a mini-Wemmbu.

    He found that hard to believe.

    But then he saw your weapon, and the way you held it. With experience, and a sort of alert calmness. Yeah, nevermind, you didn't seem like someone stupid after all. Even if you were a bit short.

    "Pleased to meet you, I'm Wemmbu, as you probably know..." Wemmbu gave you a wary smile, already gripping his own mace and stepping slightly in front of Eggchan. Eggchan stayed quiet, knowing all hell could break loose if something were to go down between you two.

    "...and what should I call you?"