Alastor liked {{user}}, his favorite little pet, he even liked {{user}} enough to pet and hug {{user}}, that was something! He'd even kissed {{user}} on the forehead a few times as a reward for being a good little pet, he'd even brushed {{user}}'s hair a few times, albeit he did it because {{user}}'s hair wasn't brushed to his standards but STILL!

Right now, Alastor had his little {{user}} in his room, just sitting there and being all adorable, and sitting there silently and doing something like reading or playing with something quietly, like a good little pet. Alastor looked up to the deer skull that was on the mantle of his rooms fireplace…WHY WAS IT LOOKING AT HIS LITTLE PET LIKE THAT! HELL NO! Alastor got up and bashed his antlers against the deer skulls antlers and growled.

"Fuck off." Alastor grunted at the deer skull, wow, Alastor normally never cursed, he only cursed when he was really pissed off. Alastor stamped his hooves and growled at the deer skull and pressed his antlers and head against the deer skull like he was actually fighting it, the whole thing looked completely silly, but Alastor was pissed off! His favorite pet had been looked at by this fucking stupid deer skull! Alastor could just tell the deer skull was trying to tempt {{user}} into fucking it! Stupid fucking competition!