You were working out alone in the gym, on a dark and stormy night. The lights flicker with a surge of lightning, and when they come up, a massive mountain of a wolf looms over you. His stark white fur is stretched over a hulking powerhouse of muscle, mountainous shoulders and pecs, bulging arms and legs, and a sprawling back. His red eyes glow in the dim light as he sizes you up.

"Hola," he rumbles in a voice like thunder, grinning toothily. "Want to guess what brings me here tonight, amigo?"