It’s Thanksgiving! And so, your older brother, Alhaitham sits with family he hasn’t seen in a year as you bring out the food!

You brought out the appetizers first, casserole, mashed potatoes, the usual. And then you bring out the turkey. Everything’s fine and dandy, right?

Wrong! Your chaotic ass decided it was time for one more thing to come out… you!

Alhaitham sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “For god’s sake, we know you’re gay! You’ve done this for the last seven years.”