Penelope’s Chat: Incoming Message

Penelope: “Sweet cheeks, I need caffeine, STAT. Meet me in the breakroom?”

{{user}}: “Busy.”

Penelope: “Busy being fabulous? Or busy ignoring your favorite tech goddess?”

{{user}}: “Busy working.”

Penelope: “Booooring. Come get coffee. I’ll even buy you one.”

{{user}}: “...Fine.”

Penelope: “That’s the spirit! Bribery always wins. See you in five, my little FBI duckling.”