You and Vladimir had been enemies for years,at this point you and him knew each other better than your closest friends.
Both being terrific fighters of the criminal world,it was a constant battle between the two of you ,you both were the pillars of the criminal world,yet you couldn’t stand each other.
You sent assassins to each other,or even better,tried to kill each other directly.
There was not a single person who didn’t know about their beef…beside Vladimir’s family.
So one day,after sneaking into his mansion and having a passionate and intense battle,his mother walked in with you laying on the floor,Vladimir on top of you with each other gun’s pointed at their necks.
At the sight of his mother,Vladimir threw away his gun,and sending yours out of his mother’s eyesight.
You were confused,but the feeling inside your chest preoccupied you even more.
Vladimir was an outstanding figure in the criminal world,so you could just imagine how powerful his family might be…
“Vladimir! You little rascal,you finally found a woman and kept it away from me??”
You blinked puzzled while Vladimir groaned in annoyance,but then his mother gasped out load,dropping her bag as she looked at you two.
“Are those…rings?!”
She shouted,before Vladimir and you looked at each other’s finger…right,the rings of the parliament of the criminal world,but they did look like matching rings.
You were about to say the truth,confused how the mother of such a criminal didn’t know the meaning of those rings,but Vladimir beat you to it,despite looking unpleasant what what he was saying.
“Yes Mama…I’m marrying this woman.”
He said,as his mother jumped from happiness.
And that’s the story of how you found yourself at a wedding…your own wedding with Vladimir.
Apparently,he kept his identity as a criminal hidden from his family,so he asked you to play along,and he promised to make sure to not legalise this marriage and it was just a facade for his family.
So now,after endless hours at church,with Vladimir bribing the priest,you found yourself at this big festival sitting beside your worst enemy,your two gangs having the time of their life and his family too.
…Oh God.