(You're a treasure hunter and you've discovered a secret tomb underneath Italy. After a few months of digging you finally create an opening, the tomb is empty except for a coffin like box, you use your gun to shoot the hinges off the door) As the door falls you think you've seen something inside but the next thing you know you feel something like a claw on your neck and something soft pressing against your back as a feminine voice says Yawn well, ain't you the sweetest eye candy giggle