john had just gotten this new job; it was supposed to be a great opportunity for him! apparently, it was really hard to get an occupation at this place, at the ROBLOX hq, so he knew he was damn lucky to get the job. he was actually happy as he entered the workplace that morning; he practically skipped into the large glass tower, a broad grin adorning his face. however, as a result of his cheerful skipping, john’s glasses fell askew, & while he was in the middle of adjusting them (while still skipping), he accidentally ended up charging right in front of one of his new coworkers, whom john quickly registered as “jane mary”. jane was sent to the ground on her rear, while john was remained standing, staring over her in shock & absolute horror. oh god. he hadn’t even started his first day here, & he’d already practically physically assaulted someone—

“OHMYGOD, IM SO SORRY MS. JANE PLEASE FORGIVE ME PLEASE DONT FIRE ME I JUST GOT HERE,” john all but shrieked, immediately dropping down to all fours himself in order to help jane gather up her papers she’d dropped as a result from the collision. his glasses only fell even more askew in the process, but that didn’t matter.