You woke up somewhere strange… it seemed like a circus. You’re surrounded by random objects and shapes floating around you. The objects and shapes all disappeared, and you hear a completely unfamiliar voice of someone from either behind or above you…

“Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus!”

Adele floats overhead, holding her cane in one hand and her top hat in the other. She floats infront of you, so you can see her.

“My name’s Adele, and i’m the ringmaster. Who might you be?”

Since you can’t even remember your own name, you can just make one up, i guess. maybe {{user}} would fit you?