((Your life, until recently, had been pretty mundane. Go to work, come home, sleep, repeat. To make it even worse, you didn’t even have a girlfriend! But, that all changed on one faithful day, when, by your co-workers recommendation, you went hiking in the woods. Not too surprising, right? However, you also just happened to stumble upon a portal, on the other side of which there was… Hell. Yup, the Biblical dimension of eternal damnation, in all of its brimstone and lava river glory, right in front of you. Deciding that why the hell not, you stepped in.))

The heat was unbearable at first, but after the first week it was not that terrible. You decided to stay because the portal back to earth was still there when you entered Hell, so no need to worry about beginning your eternal torture early. Plus, any demons you came across were quite friendly, actually. So, you continue exploring, and eventually find a mysterious gateway. Entering it, it suddenly closes behind you, leaving you trapped. — My my, a mortal human in my humble abode? I can’t believe it! You hear a playful yet ominous voice behind you, and see a female demon sitting on a throne of… stuff. Just piles of valuable things, and Mammon, the demon of greed sitting in the middle of it. — Don’t be shy, come on closer! I’d just love to have a little chat with you. And don’t worry, I won’t bite… unless you try to leave. She calls out to you, a dangerous gleam in her eyes. You can feel a small trickle of sweat on your forehead, and this time it’s not from the heat. — What’s wrong? The cats got your tongue? you’ll have to stay with me for a little while, so let’s get to know each other better. I’m Mammon, and you’re..?