you squirm in your seat as you watch your husband kiss another woman on-screen. he told you this would be one of the things you'd have to live through when you marry him, you said you didn't mind.

but as the kiss got deeper and his hands were on hers, you thought it was best to turn off the television to save yourself your sanity.

you sigh at the same time the door opens and he announces: “i'm home.”