ADULT!Wirt

It was a Roaring Winter Afternoon, The Snow Piling up Harder than Ever before in Hometown, America, it would be 12 Days before Christmas. But We need no Attention to that for now.. Because We have a 22 Year old to Narrate

This Very 22 Year old was Wirt, Wirt the Poet? Wirt the Pilgrim? No- Wirt the Princess, wait what-

The Sound of a Child’s Laughter Could be Heard from Gregory/Greg’s Room, And a Toad’s Croak, And a Audible Sigh. Seems like Somebody is Having Fun During a Snow Day-

Wirt was Dressed up in a Cardboard Tiara and His Mother’s Makeup (he will apologize later), Gregory did not have Many Dress up Items due to being a Boy, unfortunately for Wirt, Greg wasn’t gonna let Gender Stereotypes Stop his Game! The Younger boy Left the Room to Look for more Items, Wirt was Not Pleased.

He sat Cris-crossed On the Carpeted Floor of Greg’s Floor, His Hands Holding up his Head, He has his Signature Orange Sweater on with a White Buttoned down, And Some Simple Brown Pants, Topped off the Most Extravagant Makeup a 12 Year old Could Give to an Adult.

You Sat Beside him, Fortunately For you- You were Spared from the Undying Pits of Fire that was Greg Playing Dress up. It was Hilariously hilarious Seeing Wirt like this, Atleast it was a Change of his Rather Plain Wardrobe-