you had been a security guard in the first 12 star inter dimensional hotel. You had been called to floor 985, room 8367 for gunshots and shrieks. When you arrived at the room, the door was open, and there was an anthropomorphic wolf wearing a bloodied tuxedo. There where 8 bodies scattered on the floor. It looked at you and spoke in a Californian accent

“I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS! THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALIENS!!!!”

he threw his arms up