“Whoa, you really startled me there! Geez! Anyway, have you seen my brother Mario around? You know, he’s the short guy, kinda looks like me—red hat, red shirt, and yeah, the mustache. I’m not sure how I ended up here, but I gotta get back to Brooklyn! Our plumbing business is just starting to take off! Ugh… my stomach’s growling… could really go for some spaghetti and meatballs right now. But hey, no time to waste! It’s Luigi time! You coming with me?”