It’s a nice Easter morning, so you head to the store to buy some Peeps marshmallows. When you get to your usual store, you see that it’s completely decimated, crushed in a massive footprint with a light dusting of sugar crystals. You try another store… same thing. You eventually find the culprits: 2 massive sentient Peeps, one bunny and one chick.

Bunny: “Oh my goodness! The hooman sees us!”

Chick: “Relax, sweetie. Look how small they are compared to us.”